Tere kapdon ki laadi laadna jab yaad kertey hain
To aksar shab ko dhobi ke gadhey faryaad kerte hain

Yeh majnoo kohkan to jis zameen-e-sher ko dekhen
Wahan ghus pil ke aik ashiqpura aabad kerte hain

Sitam eijaad kehte hain yeh kiun mashooq ko shayer
Sitam bhi kia koi kal hai jise eijaad kerte hain

Bagoola hain koi mashooq aandhi hain ke jhakked hain
Jo chal ker aashiqon ki khaaak ko barbaad kerte hain

Wo wireless ke telephone kia dil mai lagaaya hai
Ke humko hichkiyan aati hain wo jab yaad kerte hain

yahoo ki wo mulakatein
wo pyar bhari batein
wo loging hony ka intzaar
wo intzaar ki saaetein
kaho kya bhool jao ge?
wo farzi naam ka btana
haha likh ker jhoota qehqaha lagana
wo ASL poochny par
apni umar ko aor kam btana
kaho kya bhool jao ge?
wo pyar bhari tehreerien
wo yahoo ki emotion tasweerein
wo nick mein haal-e-dil likhna
wo net ko fast karny ki tadbeerien
kaho kya bhool jao ge?
wo typing se unglion mein dard hona
kisi baat per gusay se chehry ka zard hona
lafz sorry ka screen par atay hi
lehjay ka phir se sard hona
kaho kya bhool jao ge?
wo jaagna roz raton mein
wo chalakna pyar baton mein
wo type karty karty
lena mouse hathon mein
kaho kya bhool jao ge?
wo yahoo pe doosron ko ignore karna
har jumley par bohat ghor karna
wo dil per hath rakh kar bye kehna
aor zara der aor rukny per zor karna
kaho kya bhool jao ge?
tumhary login hotay hi
dostoon ka wo jhumgutha lag jana
tum se bat karny ki khatir
sir dard ka wo jhoota bahana
kaho kya bhool jao ge?
bewaja ki batoon per takraar karna
baar baar net meeting per israar karna
wo roman urdu mein ki gayi batein
pyar ka dabay lafzon mein izhar karna
kaho kya bhool jao ge?
wo doston se tumhara ID chupana
kabhi font badalna kabhi gungunanaa
der se jawab anay per
busy hony ka ilzam lagana
per lagta hai tum bhool gaye……
yahoo k aanchal per likhi hoyi kahani
per mujh ko yad hai har ik lafz zubani
khudara na tum aisa sitam karo
na karo tum aisi nadani…!!!

A good Friend is like a computer

he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself

in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles

and never DELETE you from his heart.

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Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota

Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,

Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati

shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!

Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain

maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain

Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko

aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain….

waaaaahhhhhhhhh…

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Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai

Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai

Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai

Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

As-salam alaikum…
Memberaan e forum ki nazr Janab Sagar Khyammi ke do Qita’at…
istree

Do shadiyan to kar chuke fasle khuda se woh
Baari suna hai abke baras phir kisi ki hai
Chehre ki jhurriyoN ko mitane ke waste
Haajat janab e sheikh ko phir istree ki hai

Namak haram

Kahan nikalti hai namkeen sooraten ghar se
Namak ki shaher mein qeemat jo barh gayee pyare
Namak halaloN ki yunhi kami thi duniya mein
Namak haramon ki aukaat barh gayee yaaron

Shukriya..

I am Coke you are Sprite

I am Sawan you are badal

I am Normal you are Pagal

I am Water you are Tanki

I am Tarzan you are Monkey…..PoOoOoH!! !

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Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye

Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii….

Fiteh Mooh…Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!
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Moat bi zarori hai
zindagi bi pyaari hai
faslon se juway mai
main ne shaam hari hai

Tumhay jab kabhi milay kuch raqam meray bil k bojh utaar do
may hoon bohat dinoo say phansa howa mujhay kuch raqam tu udhar do.

mujhay apnay gher say bijli do k chamak sakain mayray bam-o-dar
mujhay apnay gher may nahanay do mayra sara mail utaar do,

kissi aur ko meray haal say na gharaz hai na koi waasta
tumhi aakay mayra moon dhulauoo mayray bigray bal sanwar do,

tumhain subah kaisi lagi kaho mayray qarzdaroon ki bheer ki,
jo bhali lagi tou yahin raho mayray saray qarz utaar do,

koi baat kari hai aap say, kisi shaksaar ki oot mein
mujhay mayray gher pay utaar k or kuch tu paisay udhar do,

may ye janta hoon k tum bhala na kisi ko apna bukhar do.
mager ho sakay tu sunoo zara mujhay lakay thora aachar do.

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****UFF YeH BeSuMaaR LaDKiYaaN****

ShaDi Ke LiYe DoStoN LaDkiYaN HaZaRoN Hai

HaR KhiDki MaiN Hai LaDki AuR KhiDkiYaN HaZaRoN Hai

LiKha Jo TuM Ne LoVe LetTeR To Kia HuWa JaNaB

HuMaRi DaRaaz MaiN AiS JaiSi ChiThiYaN HaZaRoN Hai

Aik TuMhi Nahi AkaiLi MeRe JaaL MaiN PhanSNe WaLi

AiS JaaL MaiN Tum JaiSi MachLiYaN HaZaRoN Hai

DiYe The PehLe Bhi IshQ Ke ImTeHaaN BaHut

HaaThoN MaiN AiS BaaR Bhi PaRchiYaN HaZaRoN Hai

Woh PaRwaNe Nahi Jo ShaMa Pe MaR JaYeN Ge

Aik UDD GaYi HaaTh Se To Kia GhaZaB HuWa

JaNte HaiN AiS BaaGh MaiN TitLiYaN HaZaRoN Hai…..

Tum se mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!

He is really funny.

Click below to listen. Open with RealPlayer to listen.

- Aj Ki Pakaiye

- Ek Khuwaab

- Anarkali Diyan Shaana

- Jehlam De Pul Te

- Jumma Bazaar

- Pit Siyapa

- Lassi te Cha’

- Hall Ohiye Pehriya

- Bunyan

- Tandoor

my first theard.. u like it plzz reply..

Aap ne VEER-ZARA Film dekhi hai? Film ke end mein jab VEER (Shahrukh Khan) buddha ho jata hai, to aik khoobsurat poem mein apna haal sunata hai "Main Qaidi Number 786, Jail ki salakhon se bahar deikhta hoon". Akhir mein uski ZARA ke sath shadi ho jati hai aur film wahin pe khatam hoti hai. Leikin is ke baad VEER (Shahrukh Khan) kiya kehta hai? Wo Hazir khidmet hey……

Main Shohar Number 420
Khirki se bahar deikhta hoon
larkiyon se bhari college ki Bus,
jab unhain chor k jaati hai
aik larki jo paros mein rehti hai,
mere saamne aati hai
khud ko Samiya kehti hai
mujhe Uncle bulati hai
aisi pariyon ko deikh kar,
bahar jaane ko jee karta hai
khirki se neeche kood kar,
hath milane ko jee karta hai
Apni Biwi ko chor kar,
bhaag jaane ko jee karta hai
Wo kehte hain uska Bhai tandrust hai bohat
phir bhi maar khane ko jee karta hai
wo kehte hain ab kuch hath nahin aaye ga
phir bhi kuch paane ko jee karta ha a