Mouja he mouja
sham saweery hum mouja e mouja
jag sara jag sara nikar gaya un piyar hawa dey wich bikhar gaya
kul mila k hun mouja e mouja
Remix
judge sary judge sary nikal gaye
un bomb mulak wich bikhar gaye
bugti nu maarya
beynazeer nu maraya
kam kar k musharaf nikl gaya
foja e foja
sham saweery un foja e foja
kul mila k un foja e foja……..)

arki thi deewani si
Mobile lay kay chalti thi
Nazren jukha kar, sharma kar
Mobile mein jane kya dekha karti thi
Jab bhi milti thi mujh se
Mujh se poocha karti thi
ON kaise hota hai?
yeh ON kaise hota hai?????

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…!

Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kambaqt bill bohat aata hai
jawaab teri shayari ka….
denge hum shayari mein….
naam tera likh baithe hain….
apne dil ki diary mein….

JAB SAY BAYGHAM NAY MUJHAY MURGA BNA RAKHA HAY
MAIN NAY NAZROO KI TRAH SAR B JHUKA RAKHA HAY

BARTANOO AAJ MERE SAR PAY BARASTAY Q HO???
MAIN NAY DHO DHA K TUMHAIN KITNA SAJA RAKHA HAY

ROOZ LAITI HAY WO TALAASHI POLICE KI MAANIND
POOCHTI HAY KAHAAN PAISOO KO CHUPA RAKHA HAY

WOHI DUNYA MAIN MUQADAR KA SIKANDAR TEHRA
JIS NAY KHUD KO YAHAAN SHADI SAY BACHA RAKHA HAY

PI JA IS MAAR KI TALKHI KO B HANS K JAIDI
MAAR KHANAY MAIN B QUDRAT NAY MAZA RAKHA HAY

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga…
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga…
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Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye…
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye…
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Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo…
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double-click karo…
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Kal jab mile thhe
to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain
your file not found!
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Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don’t like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
no more disk space.
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Ghar se jab tum nikle
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya server down.
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Jabse meri zindagi mein,
aayi hai ek female.
Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh
kya mailbox, kya e-mail.
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Dil se ek ishq ki
application create kar raha hoon.
Pyaar se debug karna
mein wait kar raha hoon.
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Tumhaare intezaar mein
neend aayee so gaya.
Yeh dekho mera isp connection
time out ho gaya

Apni zooja (biwi) kay taroof mein eik shakhas nay kaha
Mein dil say unka moatraf (tareef karnay wala) hoon zabani hi nahi
Waisay to chaye (tea) bhi achi banati hain begum meri
Par munh (face) bananay mein un ka koi saani hi nahi…

joke , fun pyaar may pakray jaeen gay?
Waqt aanay per behen bhai ban jaeen gay

Teray husn ki kia taareef karoo?tera bander jaisa mu
Teri zulfo ki kia tareef karoo?teray ek ek baal pe joon

Hum nay usay dekha angle badal kar
Us nay hamay mara sandle badal kar

Ishq kay samander main ghota lagaya
Pani both thanda tha main bahar nikal aya

APNI SANSON KO ROOK LIJIYE
DIL KI DHARKANO KO THAAM LIJIYE
DIL KI GAHRAIYON SE MERA NAAM LIJIYE
BUS AB NORMAL HOJAIYE AUR APNA KAAM KIJIY

Adhpaki khichdi rakhi hai shauq farmayengen kya
Tauba, Khali pet hi daftar chale jayenge kya

Chai mein lahsun ki badbu aa gayi to kya hua
Allah Allah maan, bahen par aap itrayengen kya

Doodh mein mak-khi thi, chuha to nahi tha ae huzoor
Hath dhokar aap peeche hi pad jayenge kya

Ghar mein aate ki siwaiyan thi woh bakri kha gayi
Dadhi ko hi bhutte ki siwaiyan jaan kar khayenge kya

Pyaj ka halwa bana doon bas zara ruk jaaiye
Bhooke rahkar aap meri naak katwayengen kya