Aik Sardar G ne apny Baity Se Kaha…..

Puttar Tu ne Imtehan Wich 90% Number Leny Hean…….

Bapu Me 100% Number Lawan Ga….

Sardar: Oye Kanjara Mazzaq Kerna we…..

Putter: Pehla Mazzaq…..

Kiss…..

Kanjar Ne……

Shuru Kita C…………..

Bohat hee khobsurat ghazal ka aghaz kerte hain
Yeh larke kion apna waqt berbaad kerte hain

Zara samjha kero hum ko, zara alfaaz wapis lo
Kay sharif zaadey kahan, kab, aisi baat kartay hain

Kissi se “luv u” kehte hain kissi se “hug u” kehte hain
Yeh jo aap kerte hain who kia khak kerte hain??

Mobile de ke larkion ko inspire kerte hain
Maa baap ke paisoon ka khana kharab kerte hain

Bohat pur-josh rehte hain bohat si baatein kerte hain
Mager matlub ki baatoon ko huns ke taala kerte hain

Deen ki baatoon ko khud pe na kabhi sawar kartay hain
Aur kuch mane ya na mane girlfriends hamesha chaar rakhtay hain

Nahin ager aap ki niyat mein koi futoor
tu larkion ke face mein kia talaash kerte hain???

Kahain tu hard disk bhar doon inn pe likh ker
Chalein chorein aaj hum inn ko maaf kerte hain.

AAH BHARTI HUI II HO SLIMMING CENTER
AAH KO CHAHIYE EK UMAE ASAR HONE TAK
DIETING KHAIL NAHI CHUND DINO KA BEGUM
EK SADI CHAHIYE KAMRE KO KAMAR HONE TAK

SHAMA RO RO KAR PARWANO SE KAH RAHI HAI
MUJHE RUMAAL LADO MERI NAAK BAH RAHI HAI

KARDIYA IZHAAR ISHQ HAM NE TELEPHONE PAR
LAKH RUPEE KI BAAT THI
DO RUPEE MAIN HOGAI…………… ………………..

Abhi abhi to pyaar ka computer kiya hai chaaloo
Aab main dil ki hard disk pe aur kitni files daaloo

Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao
Ai jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao

Woh to hum hain jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhte hain
Warna aap jaise kitney hi softwares bazaar main bikte hain

Roz raat ko aap mere sapne main aate ho
Mere pyar ko mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachaate ho

Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko Lubhataa hai
Par beech main tere baap ka virus aataa hai

Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intezaar
Hamaare dil ki site pe kabhi enter to maro yaar

Apni insult ka badalaa dekhna main kaise loonga
Jaaneman tere baap ko Shift Delete kar doonga

Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko cut ker diya karte hai
Warna baaki cases main to copy paste kiya karte hai

Aapka hasnaa aap ka chalnaa aap ki woh style
Aapke adaaon ki hamne save hai kar li file

Lub pe aati hay dua bn kay tamana meri
sim band hojaye ALLAH kare taire

dur dunia main chamakne se ujala hojaye
jo mujhy sms na kary uska rang kala ho jaye

ho mere kam in fakiron ko sms krna
in kanjoson gharibon ka inbox bharna

mere ALLAH inhe bhi ab sharam ajayee
ye sms parhte hi inka bhi sms ajaye

Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.

Us nay kaha kon ho Tum?
Main nay kaha Hasrat Tumari

Us nay kaha Taktey ho kya?
Main nay kaha Surat Tumhari

Us ne kaha kartey ho kya?
Main nay kaha Pooja Tumhari

Us nay kaha Bandar ho kya?
Main nay kaha aisa hi sahi

Us nay kaha chatey ho kya?
Main nay kaha Mohabbat Tumhari

Us nay kaha Pachtaoge,
Main nay kaha KismatHamari

Us nay Kaha Married hoon mai.
Main nay kaha Sorry BAJI

Apni aisi wife ho,
5’6" jiski height ho,
Jeans tight tight ho,
Chehra jis ka bright ho,
Umar 22 se 27 ho,
Aisi apni wife ho.

Sarak per sab kahen kya cute ho,
Bhir main sab kahen side ho, side ho,
Pindi, Islamabad ya Peshawar ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki khidmat jis ki khwahish ho,
Aisi apni wife ho.

Parisi jab baat karay to haath me knife ho,
Dinner ke waqt candle light ho,
Hum me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho,
Milnay ki baad dil delight ho,
Aisi apni wife ho.

Larki ka Jawab

6’2" jis ki height ho,
Jeans gheeli magar body tight ho,
Biwi ka her nakhra uthay, itna mizaaj uska light ho,
Husband apna aisa gright ho.

Uff tak na kare itna quiet ho,
Dinner banaye wo jab bhe romantic night ho,
Shopping ker ke jab bhe aoon, bolay begum tum kitni nice ho,
Husband apna aisa bright ho.

Mujhay rani bana ker kakhay, to phir zindagi delight ho,
Saas Susser ke samne kahay, jaan tum hamesha right ho,
Hamesha jo haar maan jaye, jab bhi kabhi fight ho,
Husband apna aisa bright ho.

Jaha chahoon jaoon, jo chahy karoon, kuch is tarah ki life ho,
Her doosray week ghoomne phirne ki flight ho,
Aisa ho jaye to mein urron aasman mein jaisay ke kite ho,
Husband apna aisa bright ho

rail ke dibbe mein ye qissaa huaa
ek bachchaa zor se rone lagaa

maa ne samajhaane kii koshish kii bahot
us ko bahalaane kii koshish kii bahot

thak ke aaKhir loriiyaan gaane lagii
bijaliyaan kaano par barasaane lagii

das minute tak loriiyaan jab vo gaa chukii
til-milaa kar bol uthaa ek aadmii

"Behanjii, itnaa karam ab kiijiiye
aap is bachche ko rone diijiiye!"

Kharuus boss apne servent se :- tumne kabhi uuullllu dekha hai

Servent : nai saheb !

Boss :- Neeche kya dek rahe ho meri taraf dekho ……..!