"TUM Hi TUM HO"

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Pany Main
Khony Main

KOYAL Ki Koo Koo Main
Pholon Ki Khushbu Main

Gaaon Ki Gori Main
Aatay Ki Bori Main

ABBA Ki Daant Main
TariQ Road Ki Chaat Main

AMMAA Ki Pitai Main
DiL Pasand Ki Mithai Main

Jhooty Ki Sachai Main
Is DiL Ki Gehrai Main

PYAR Ki Nishani Main
Student Ki Biryani Main

Chai K Hotel Main
7up Ki Bottle Main

Karli K Saahil Main
Or,
Mere MOBiLE Main
"TUM Hi TUM HO’

mana ye fashion hazar kartey hain
Khud ko sanwarne ki koshish bekar kartey hain

Sakht garmi mai pehan k ye tight jeans
Lambi tango ki numaish bar bar kartey hain

Larki k samney bantey hain ye nawab
Chahey paoon mei pehni ho phati hui jarab

Shadi se pehle kartey hai wadey hazar
Phir maa k paloo mei rotey hai zaar zaar

Kehney ko ye hamey Kharab kehte hain
Yahi…per hum ko chand-e-mahtab kehtey hain

Masoom larkiyoon ki le kar badduwaein
College ke bahir khud ko khawar karte hain

Maa baap se jhirke hazar khaye gain
Par larki k liye tohfa zaroor udhaar layain gain

Lakh bhai…bhai. … keh ker larki pukarey
Par us pe ye nazar kharab hi rakhte hain

Batein kare gain chand aur stars ki
Chahey nobat ho ghar mai achar ki

Aur bhi inki kartoote kar sakti hon zeb-e-kartaas
Par kagaz ki izat ka bhi mujh ko hai paas

Bas ek guzaish hai in (MISTERS) se
K hamesha rakhe muhabbat hum (SISTERS) se

HAZAL

khichdi hi sahi , kuch to pakane ke liye aa
aa tu hi meri daal galaane ke liye aa
pahnai thi jis meN kabhi maiN ne hi aNguthi
mujhko usi uNgli pe nachaane ke liye aa
tu bhi to kabhi dekh mere hathoN ka jadoo
tu bhi to kabhi mujh se khujaane ke liye aa
ro ro ke teri yaad meN tub bhar diye maiN ne
Ay qahet zada ab to nahaane ke liye aa[/b][/size][size=3][b]

princess of hearts ye mazak kaha’n hai
ye to haqiqat hai
aap double mubarak baad ki mustahiq hain
aik taraf paigham doosri taraf atacha shair
5 ***** sharing hai
iss tarah k agar aur ashaar bhi hon to
zaroor thread karain
Sawab ki bhi baat hai Mashaallah

aaj kal ki larkian apne husn per naaz karti hain
dosra kalma aata nahi aur english mein baat karti hain

shair to aakhir shair hai chahe mazaqiya hi ho

waise likha bilqul sahi hai jisne b likha hai

Sardar G Naha Rahy Thy…..

Bahir 1 Dost Aya Sardar G

Nangy Hi Bahir Aye..

Bola Sardar G Keya Chast Hy…?

Sardar G Proudly Boly….

Oye…………….

Haly Tu Apny Bharjai Di Nae Waikhi………?

2 GADHY(DUNKIES) APAS ME BAAT KER RAHY THY……….

PEHLA: MERA MAALIK MUJHY DAILY MARTA HY….

DUSRA: TU BHAG JAO…..

PEHLA: YAAR YAHAN FUTURE BRIGHT HY..

DUSRA: WO KAISY?

PEHLA: MAALIK KI BEAUTIFUL GIRL JUB KOI ..

GHALTI KERTI HY TU MAALIK KEHTA HY KEH.

TERE SHADDI GHADY SE KER DOON GA..

ISSI UMEED PER YAHAN RUKA HOWA HOON.

us ki nazar meri taraf uthi..
meri nazar uski taraf uthi….
maine ne pehle us ko dekha….
us ne phir mujh ko dekha….
wo kuch mujh se pochna chata tha
main kuch us se kehna chahti thi
dono hi is uljhan main baithe reh gay
aur phir………..
exam ka time over ho gaya

ghoonghat main tujhe deekha to
sangeet ka tarana hoa
shamma ka parwana hoa
masti ka mastana hoa
jaise hi ghoonghat uthaya….+o +o +o
dunya se rawana hoa