Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ur jaati hai
Koi humse bhi ishq kare
Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai
———————

Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par,
laakh rupaye ki bat thi,
do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah)
———————

Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha,
Dekhta hi gaya……..
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya
———————

Aur bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke saath

Ye bataya dooston ne ishq furmane ke baad;
Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez "ckeck" karta hoon main
"Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaane ke baad"
———————

Taj Mahal kya cheez hai
main to usse bhi bara mahal banaoonga,
aree Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi,
main to tujhe zinda hi dafna doonga.
———————

Kaash Tere Chehre Pe
Chickenpox Ke Daag Hote
Chand To Tum Ho Hi
Sitare Bhi Saath Hote
———————

Jise samjha Leher Pepsi
Woh nikla Jeher Pepsi
Jise samjha Coca Cola
Woh nikla Dhoka Cola
Ab piyo Wine and Whisky
Life hoga No More Risky
———————

Khirki khuli zulfein bikhri
Dilne kaha dildar nikla
Par haire meri footi kismat
Nahaya hua sardar nikla
———————

Zindagi to hum bhi jee rahe thay,
Taqdeer humari kharab nikli
Tajmahal hum bhi bana sakte thay,
Mumtaz humari bewafa nikli
———————

Kaash dil ki awaz ka itna asar ho jaaye
Hum unhe yaad karen
Aur unhe khabar ho jaaye
———————

Aansu ko ankhon ki
Dehliz pe laya na karo.
Apne dil ki halat
Kisiko bataya na karo.
Log mutthi bhar namak liye
Ghoom rahe hain
Apne zakhm kisiko
Dikhaya na karo.
———————

Mohabbat ki shamma jalake to dekho,
Zara dil ki duniya saja kar to dekho,
Tumhe ho na jaaye mohabbat to kehna,
Zara humse nazaren milake to dekho.
———————

Log ishq karte hain,
Bare shor ke saath.
Humne bhi kiya,
Bare zor ke saath.
Magar ab karenge,
Thora gaur ke saath.
Kyonki kal usko dekha,
Kisi aur ke saath.
———————

Ta mam umar zindagi se door rahe,
Teri khushi ke liye tujse door rahe
Ab is se badkar wafa ki saza kya hogi
Ki tere hokar bhi tujse door rahe.
———————

Ankhen apki ho, par ansu mere
Zindagi apki ho, par sanse meri
Dil apka ho, par dharkan meri
Zindagi ke akhri mor par dua hogi yahi
Kafan apka ho, aur maut meri.
———————

Jab bhi apse milne ki takdeer nazar ayi
Mujhe pavon main bandhi zanjeer nazar ayi
Teri yaad main nikal pare mere aansu
Har aansu main teri tasweer nazar ayi.
———————

Talaash karo koyi tumhe mil jayega
Magar humari tarah tumhe kaun chahega
Zaroor koyi chahat ki nazar se tumhe dekhega
Magar hamara dil kahan se layega.
———————

Pyaar ke jaam ko aise na piyo ke
Adha piya aur adha chor diya
Yaron yeh pyaar hai pyaar
Nahin koi Max Bar
Jo thora sa lagaya aur bas hogaya…….!!

Kash Mai Tairay Haseen DESKTOP Ka ICON Hota
Tu Baray Piyar Say Baray Chao Say Baray Maan Kai Sath
Mujh Ko Dihray Say DOUBLE CLICK Kiya Karte
Aur 98 WIN Kai COOL TASKBAR Per
Jab Kabhi Mujh Ko ADD Karlia Karte
Mai Tairay Ahasaan Talay Dab Sa Jata
Jab Kabhi Moond Mai Aker Aisay He Mujh SELECT Kiya Kerti
Mai Tairay CLICK Ki Waja Say Nila Sa Hoja Ta
Jab Bhi To Maire PROPERTIES Daykha Karti
Mai Ek WINDOW Kai Saharay Tujh Say Kae Batain Karta
Taire Zulfoo Ko Tairay Charay Ko Takta Rahta
Agar To Bhi Mujh RECYCLE BIN Main Dal layti
Mai Apni Baychari Kismat Per Ansoo Bahata
Mai Tairay DESKTOP Per DRAG Ho ta Rahta
Kabhi LINE UP Kabhi AUTO ARRANGE Hota Rahta
Kuch Nahi To RECYCLE BIN Ka He ICON Hota Rahta
KASH Mai Tairay Haseen DESKTOP Ka ICON Hota

Na Ye Chemistry Hoti , Na Mein Student Hota
Na Ye Lab. Hoti Na Ye Accident Hota

Abhi Practical Mein Aaye Nazar Ek Ladki
Sundar Thi Naak Uski Test Tube Jaisi
Baaton Mein Uski Glucose Ki Mithas Thi
Sanson Mein Ester Ki Khushbu Bhi Sath Thi

Aankhon Se Jhalakta Tha Kuch Is Tarah Ka Pyaar
Bin Piye Hi Ho Jata Tha Alcohol Ka Khumar
Benzene Sa Hota Tha Uski Presence Ka Ehsas
Andhere Mein Hota Tha Radium Ka Abhas

Nazrein Milleen, Reaction Hua
Kuch Is Tarah Love Ka Production Hua
Lagne Lage Us Ke Ghar Ke Chakkar Aise
Nucleus Ke Charon Taraf Electron Hon Jaise

Us Din Hamare Test Ka Confirmation Hua
Jab Uske Daddy Se Hamara Introduction Hua
Sun Kar Hamari Baat Woh Aise Uchal Pade
Ignition Tube Mein Jaise Sodium Bhadak Uthe
Woh Bole, Hosh Mein Aao, Pahchano Apni Auqat
Iron Mil Nahin Sakta Kabhi Gold Ke Sath

Ye Sun Kar Tuta Hamare Armanon Bhara Beaker
Aur Hum Chup Rahe Benzaldehyde Ka Kadwa Ghoont Pi Kar
Ab Us Ki Yaadon Ke Siwa Hamara Kam Chalta Na Tha
Aur Lab Mein Hamare Dil Ke Siva Kuch Aur Jalta Na Tha
Zindagi Ho Gayee Unsaturated Hydrocarbon Ki Tarah
Aur Hum Phirte Hain Awara Hydrogen Ki Tarhan

Newspaper Main Yeh Akser Ishtihaar Aata Raha

Jis Ko Dekh Dekh Ker Dil Sub Ka Lulchata Raha

Ik Haseena Bholi Bhali Dilnasheen-O-Mahjabeen

Lumbi Zulfain Chushm Aaho Gora Rung Chehra Hasee’n

U.S.A. Main Hai Skoonat Kaar Bhi Rukhti Hai Woh

Saath Us Kay Ek Green Card Bhi Rukhti Hai Woh

Bus Isi Ek Baat Ney Mujhko Deewana Ker Diya

Apna Bio-Data Photo Bhi Rawana Ker Diya

Baat Pukki Ho Gayi Aur Phone Per Nikah Huwa

U.S.A. Behjain Gay Tumko Humse Yeh Wadaa Huwa

Seat Phir Comfirm Huwi Aur Main U.S.A. Aa Gayaa

Merey Istukbaal Ko Brother-In-Law Aa Gaya

Saath Us Key Thi Meri Woh Shreekey Hayaat

Lung Kha Yuk Chul Rahi Thi Leg Main Thi Koi Baat

Yeh Soch Yuk Main Chup Raha Rukhti To Hai Bungla-O-Car

Ek Din Bun Jaye Gaa Phir Apna Bhi Green Card

Gher Main Pohuncha Na Wahaan Tha Koi Bungla Shaandaar

Daidh Kumroon Ka Woh Ghar Tha, Na Kitchen Tha Shaandaar

Dekh Ker Us Ghar Ki Haalat Dil Mera Ghubraa Gaya

Meri Wife Khush Thi Ke Servant To Gher Aa Gaya

Dusrey Din Phir Mugh Per Raaz Aysa Khul Gaya

Nukli Zulfoon Ka Joodha Raat Main Jub Khul Gaya

Chushm Aaho Ki Terhaan Thin Aankhain Bus Naam Ki

Ek Thi Musnuyi Shayad Ek Thi Bus Naam Ki

Phir Bhi Mian Khamosh Tha Dil Main Yehi Ek Aas Thi

Main Citizen Bun Hi Jaon Dollaroon Ki Pyaas Thi

Baad Main Shamut Jo Aayi Subha Ho Yaa Shaam Ho

Night Main Wife Ki Khidmut Subha Gher Ka Kaam

Is Per Bhi Ilzaam Husband Kaam Kyun Kertey Nahin

Na Bed Tea Dayte Ho Tum Good Morning Kertey Nahin

Itni Zillut Jo Uthayi Dil Mera Ghebraa Gaya

Main U.S.A. Chodh Ker Apney Watun Main Aa Gaya

Ab Jub Kabhi Akhbaar Main Yeh Ishtihaar Aata Hai Raha

Bay Saakhta Main Yaaroon Ko Akser Yeh Sumjhata Raha

Yeh Khawaab Green Card Bhi Jhunjaal Hai Ek Jaal Hai

Jo Dekhney Main Ek Dream Hai Sumjho To Ek Wabaal Hai

Ghaazi Teri Is Baat Main Wazzun Hai Istudlaal Hai

Logoon Ko Ger Sumjha Sukka To Yeh Tera Kamaal Hai

Shaadi Kay Joo Afsanay Hain Rangeen Buhat Hain
Laikin Joo Haqaaiq Hain Woh Sangeen Buhat Hain
Iblees Beecharay Hee Koo Bayqaar Na Kooso
Insaan Kay Andar Bhee Shiyaateen Buhat Hain
Bhukhsheesh Key Soorat Unhain Daitay Rahoo Rishwat
Sarkar Kay Daftar Main Masakeen Buhat Hain
Iss Doour Kay Mardoun Key Joo Key Shakal Shumaari
Saabit Howa Duniya Mian Khawateen Buhat Hain
Jub Hazrat e Naasaih Nay Kiya Murgh Tanawal
Farmaya Keh Daaloun Main Protien Buhat Hain

Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ur jaati hai
Koi humse bhi ishq kare
Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai
:clap6 :clap6 :clap6

Zindagi to hum bhi jee rahe thay,
Taqdeer humari kharab nikli
Tajmahal hum bhi bana sakte thay,
Mumtaz humari bewafa nikli

Aj kaL kuch Shadiyan horahe hian :p or kahe nahi tu hg per he kafi Mashor Logon ki horahe hian :p tu zara yeh ghazal inki nazar

chupke chupke raat din us ka bartan manjwaana yaad hai,
hum ko ab tak kaprrey dhoney ka woh zamaana yaad hai.

dopeher ki dhoop main kaprrey sukhaaney ke liye,
woh mera khothey pe nangey paon jana yaad hai.

aa gaya jab sunday ki shab bhi kabhi zikr-e-shopping,
woh mera meri biwi se ATM card chhupaana yaad hai.

saas sasur ki dosto ab kiya sunaun dastaan,
sasuraal na jaaney ka mujhai har ik bahaana yaad hai.

dayr say anna howa ghar main jab bhee
woh mera danton taley illaichi chabaana yaad hai. xburee adat cigrate noshiki}

dekh liya jab bhi kabhi raastey main kissi prosan ko,
biwi ke ghussey ko dekh kar mera tarthraana yaad hai.

waqt-e-rukhsat office ab bhi yaad aata hai mujhai,
biwi ke purse se car ki chaabi churaana yaad hai.

secound show dekh kar woh mera raat ko ghar dair sey aana,
biwi ka ghussey se darwaaza na kholna yaad hai.

jab kabhi ittifaqan tawwey pe roti jal janey par,
woh mera tere belan se sir phorrwana yaad hai.

jub kabhi tujh se teri umar poochney per woh tera dupattey main
sharmaana aur 34 ko 24 batatey hue muskuraana yaad hai.

apni umar chhupaney ke liye woh tera munney ko peetna
aur tujhe ’mummy’ nahi ’baaji’ bulaney ko kehna yaad hai.

haftey baad hi munh utha kar maihkey chaley jaana tera
aur mera ghar main jhaarru pocha lagana yaad hai.

kheench lena woh tera salary ka lifafa dafatan
aur tera beauty parlor pe woh paisey urraana yaad hai.

yaad hai beghum ab bhi woh tera belan se mujhai peetna
aur baad peetney ke tera woh marham lagaaana yaad hai.

aey din saley saliyon ka aana ghar pe mere,
woh tera un ke saamney mujhai murgha banaana yaad hai.

shukar hai – E parrhney waley – teri shaadi nahi hui abhi
shaadi shuda yaaron ka woh rona rulaana yaad hai !!!

Ek Sher sunata hu bade dhyan se suno
Ek Sher sunata hu bade dhyan se suno
Mujhe Sher nahi aata kisi aur se suno

Yeh mere aasu jinhe koi pochne wala bhi nahi,
Koi aanchal enhe milta to sitare hote.

Jise dil diya woh dilhi chali gayi..
Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi…
Dil ne kaha khud kushi(suicide) kar le zalim…
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi…

Duniya Se Jo Dare, Usse Kayar Kehte Hain,
Duniya Jisse Dare, Usse Shayar Kehte Hain,
Biwi Se Jo Dare, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.

Aur bhi bahut si cheeze lut chu-ki hai dil ke saath
Ye bataya dosto ne ishq farmane ke baad
Is liye kamray ki ek ek cheez "ckeck" karta hoon main
"Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaa-ne ke baad"

Hamne mana aapme hogi sabra ki takat hamse jyada,
Dekh lo lekin utri hogi aapki surat hamse jyada.

Mushkil ka meri unko mukshil se yeki aaya,
Samjhe meri mushkil ko magar badi mushkil se.

Andaz apne dekhte hai aaine me woh,
Aur yebhi dekhte hai ke koi dekhta n ho.

Dil na umid to nahi, nakam hi to hai,
Lambi hai gam ki shyam magar, shyam hi to hai.

Bahut roai hai us aasu ke khatir,
Jo nikalta hai khushi ki intaha per.

Zakhm kuch aaise huai phulo per soya n gaya,
Jisma jalkar khak aakho se raya n gaya.

Aab es hadd pe laya hai intazaar muzhe,
Woh aa bhi jaye to aaye na yaki muzhe.

Ek diya jo sare rah jalane nikle,
Aandhya bankar kai log buzane nikle.

Kamse kam maut se aisi mujhe ummid nahi,
Jindgi tune to diya dhoke pe dhoka

Doobtay ko tinkay ka sahara chahiay
Shadi kay liay bus amman ka ishara chahiay

Hazaar nuqs nikalti hay larki kay chehray main
Koi un say poocho! Kya sitara chahiay?

Char suitoon say baat naheen banay gi
Saath main aik khatara chahiay!

Bohot samjhaya keh larki hay yehi behtar
Mujhay bhee to gunahoon ka kuffara chahiay

Amman kehti hay, lagao kya mole lagatay ho?
Aur lay jaao agar larka hamara chahiya

Har rate main miltay hain, kahiay kya lijiay ga?
Doolha shadi shuda ya kunwara chahiay?

Payment kar kay kal ko tum bhee keh sako gay
Ab to humain damaad hamara saara chahiay

Tum bhee sun lo larki waloo yeh daastaan!
Phir na kehna humain interview dobarah chahiay!

Ab to rah guzar main aa kay par gaya hoon
Lay chalo jis ko yeh baychara chahiay!

Kyoon dikhai larki waloon ko itni sharafat Faisal?
Woh kehtay hain keh humain larka thora aawara chahiay!

DURD-E-DIL MERAY GHUTNOO MAY HO GAYA .
SUNA THA WO DOCTOR THA AB KASAI HO GAYA.

POCHA JUB BIWI NAY SHOHAR SAY APNAY AJ SUBHA…………… .
AB KIA KALAJA PAKAOON APNA,GOSHT ITNA MAHANGA HO GAYA.

BOLA SHOHAR MEHGAI MAY NAY TO NAHI KI HAY.
MAY PEHLAY SAFAID POSH THA AB GAREEB HO GAYA.

JO TUNKUWA MILTI HAY BILL MAY CHALI JATI HAY.
MERI ZINDAGI KA TO SUTYA NAS HO GAYA………..

OPPER KI AMDANI PASAND NAHI MUJHAY………….. …………
PHIR KAHO GI TUM, MIAN NAIK THA AB GUNAH GAR HO GAYA

YE JO ROZI MAY AB BERKAT NAHI RAHI HAY……………..
PEHLAY ADMI KI THI KADER AB PAISA SUB SAY SHANDAR HO GAYA.

KYOON SUBHA SUBHA MERA MU KHULWA DIA HAY BEGUM.
WASAY HI AJ KUL MERA HEMOGLOBIN RANGE SAY DOWN HO GAYA.

SABR KARO US KA PHUL METHA MILAY GA AKHIR MAY TUMHAIN.
JANAT MAY TO PHUL FREE HAY, KIA HOWA JO YAHAN MEHNGA HO GAYA.