Eid aayi hai, aur jaib hai khali
Mere abbey ki, yeh, adaa hai nirali

Itna naha dho ker, main nikla Musjid
Mere bhiyon ke liye ab tainki hai khali

Yeh dekho main kha reha hoon sunwainyyan
Aur haath main hai subz chaaye ki piyali

Poore roze, aankhain turus gayeen janaan
Meri muhabbat, meri Dish, meri TV traali

Ab sunain ge, pop aur rock ko Qazi
Ramzaan main abba nain bohot sunaayi qawwali

Eid aayi hai, tohfe bhi laayi rung-a-rung
Aur mere hisse aayi mehez, Mussudus-e-Haali

Aaye they mere durwaaze per muhalle ke bache
Aur hum nain unheen se, un ki eidi chura li

Eid aayi hai, Gaama chula thane
kehta hai, begum nain us ki tind kerali

Eid aayi hai, aur faqeeron ka hai maila
hum nain bhi luge haathon thori eidi kama li

Eid aayi hai, main chulla apne ghur
HG per aik pagal ki jagah hai khaali

Jis kee paidaish ke sabab, Einstien ki ho gayi wafaat
Jis kee serperesti main, bechari chemistry ho gayi unaat

Jise nahin de seka koi bhi akulmundi main maat
kiya kehiye ke duniya-o-ma feeha ki kum hain ma’loomat

Hain aik aise hi tees maar khan, naam hai jin ka Beerdi Pehelwaan
Perhaate hain humain chemistry aur kerte hain humari saat pushton per ehsaan

Bunte hain bure taiz, chalak , zaheen aur hoshiyaar
Jaise rehe hon kisi zumane main jamez bond ke lungotiye yaar

Shukel daikh ker lugta hai ke jaise hon bilkul be-ser-o-samaan
Aur batain bunate hain aisi jaise ta’meer kiya ho qil’a-e-shahjehan

Theoriyan to aisi hain piyare jaise technical hi nahin koi baat
Sun ke lugta hai jaise chemistry ko maari ho aik zoor daar laat

Jo kerta hai un se budtameezi, woh ker dete hain us ghareeb ko fail
Humesha rehte hain us se terhe, jaise doggie ki kutti huwi tail

Baat suno na un ki to yeehhh lumbi chori gaaliyan
Aur sujte sunwarte aise hain jaise do derjun hon in ki saaliyan

Apni hurketon main kahen na kahen, kerte thora ghuror hain
Bewaqoof to khair hurgiz nahin, pur thore ehmuq zaroor hain

Saare chemistry ke ustadon main bus woh hi hain nirale
Thore kale kale jaise khaad ke piyaale

Aisa teacher ab tek nuzron main aaya nahin
Kiyoon bunaya hai rub nain us ko, yehi samajh aaya nahin

Kabhi kabhi khure khure, woh daant nikaal dain ge aise
Jaise abhi abhi mile hon, tunkhuwah ke poore paise

Bure churche hain un ke school main, her class main, her zubaan per
Issi shohret ke bais, khuda bhi pareshan hai, aasman per

Kabhi bhi lurkhurana ho class main baghair piye sharaab
Yaan lena ho chemistry main apna result kharaab

Yaan duniya main hi bund kerna ho apni akhiret ka baab
To shauq se perhiye chemistry , mere teacher se janaab

Promise me we are true friends

I am lamp you are light

I am Coke you are Sprite

I am Sawan you are badal

I am Normal you are Pagal

I am Water you are Tanki

I am Tarzan you are Monkey…..PoOoOoH!! !

Aisa Bhi Nahin Hai Ke
I Don’t Like Your Face.
Par Is Dil Ke Storage Mein
No More Disk Space…

Ghar Se Jab Tum Nikale
Pehen Ke Reshmi Gown.
Jaane Kitne Dilon Ka
Ho Jata Hai Server Down…

Jabse Meri Zindagi Mein,
Aayi Hai Ek Female.
Bhool Gaya Hai Sab Kuch Muje
Kya Mailbox Or Kya E-mail…

Dil Se Ek Ishq Ki
Application Create Kar Raha Hoon.
Pyaar Se Debug Karna
Mein Wait Kar Raha Hoon…

Tumhaare Intezaar Mein
Neend Aayee So Gaya.
Yeh Dekho Mera Connection
Time Out Ho Gaya…

Kal Jab Mile The
To Dil Mein Hua Ek Sound.
Aur Aaj Mile To Kehte Hain
Your File Not Found!

Jo Muddat Se Hota Aaya Hai,
Woh Repeat Kar Doonga…
Tu Naa Mili Toh Apni Zindagi
Ctrl+Altelete Kar Doonga…

Shayad Mere Pyar Ko
Taste Karna Bhool Gaye…
Dil Sey Aisa Cut Kiya
Ke Paste Karna Bhool Gaye…

Laakhon Honge Nigaah Mein
Kabhi Mujhe Bhi Pick Karo…
Mere Pyaar Ke Icon Pe
Kabhi Toh Double-Click Karo…

Roz Subha Hum Karte Hain
Pyar Se Unhe Good Morning…
Woh Aise Ghoor Ke Dekte Hain
Jaise 0 Errors Aur 5 Warning…

Nazar Mein Toh Kai Hain
Aur Shaayad Lonely Hain…
Problem Yehi Hai Ki Woh
Ab Read Only Hain…

Kiun chelti hai pawan…Varrying pressure zone formation.
Kiun jhoome hai gagan…Because of earth’s revolution.
Kiun machalta hai mann…Because of problem in respiration.
Naa tum jaano naa hum…But I just gave all the reasons.
Kiun aati hai bahaar…Because of change in season.
Kiun lut_ta hai qarar…Suffering from mental tension.
Kiun hota hai pyar…Because of opposite’s attraction.
Naa tum jaano naa hum…Seems u did’nt pay enough attention.
Kiun gum hai har disha…Because u have a poor sense of direction.
Kiun hota hai nasha…Because of drug addiction.

humnasheen kehta hai kuch perwa nahi mazhab gaya
main yeh kehta hoon bhai yeh gaya to sab gaya

hai aqeedon ka asar ikhlak e insan per zeroor
iss jagha kia chees ho gi woh asar jab dab gaya

pait mein khanna zaban per kuch masail natamam
qom ke mani gaye or rooh ka matlab gaya

itehade manvi(haqeeqi itehad) in mein braynam hai
dekhte ho ik groh(group)ik rah hoker kab gaya

ham yehi kehte hain sahab soch lo anjam e kar
doosra phir kia thikana hai agar mazhab gaya

chupke chupke rat din uska bartan manjvana yaad hai
humko aab tak kapdey doney ka woh Zamana yaad hai

doppher ki dhoop mein kaprey sukhaney ke liye
woh mera khothey pe bhi nangey paoon jana yaad hai

Aa gaya jab sunday ki shab bhi kabhi zikr-e-shopping
woh mera meri biwi se, ATM card chupana yaad hai

saas sasur ki doston ab kya sunao dastaan
sasuraal na janey ka mujhey har ik bhana yaad hai

daru pee ke jab bhi ghar mein aana para mujhey
woh mera dantoon taley, illaichi chabana yaad hai

dekh liya jab bhi kabhi rastey mein kissi dusri ladki ko
Biwi ke gussey ko dekh ker mera tarthrana yaad hai

wakt-e-rukhsat office, Ab bhi yaad aata hai Mujhy
biwi ke pars se car ki chabi churana yaad hai

secound show dekh kar woh mera raat ko ghar deer say Ana
Biwi ka gussay se darwaza na kholna yaad hai

Jub Kabhi Itifaqan taway pey roti jal janay per
woh mera tere belan se sir phorwana yaad hai

Jub kabhi tuj se teree umar poochnay per who tera duppatay main
Sharmana aur 34 ko 17 bata tey huey muskurana yaaad hai

Apni umar chupanay ke liyah who tera munnay ko peetna
Aur Tujhe Mummy nahi baaji bulanay ko kahna yaad hai

haftey baad hi muhh utha ker meihkey cley jana tera
aur mera ghar mein jaddu pochaa lagana yaad hai

khinch lena woh tera salary ka lifafa dafataan
aur tera beautyparlor pe woh passey udana yaad hai

yaad hai begum ab bhi woh tera belan se mujhey pitna
aur baad pitney ke tera woh marham lagana yaad hai

aaye din saley saliyooN ka aana ghar pe mere
woh tera unkey samney mujhey murga bnana yaad hai

shukr hai ’HumTum’ teri shaadi nhi hui abhi
shaadi shuda YarooN ka woh, rona rulana yaad hai

kabhi chand ko jharoke mein, kabhi badlon ke basere mein,
dekh ke humne, aashiqi ki koshish fermayee,
ke hum ko dekh ke, kisi shaa’ir ne sada lagai,
yeh woh aashiq hain jinhein kabhi aashiqi na aayee..

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Abhi abhi to pyaar ka computer kiya hai chaaloo
Aab main dil ki hard disk pe aur kitni files daaloo

Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao
Ai jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao

Woh to hum hain jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhte hain
Warna aap jaise kitney hi softwares bazaar main bikte hain

Roz raat ko aap mere sapne main aate ho
Mere pyar ko mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachaate ho

Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko Lubhataa hai
Par beech main tere baap ka virus aataa hai

Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intezaar
Hamaare dil ki site pe kabhi enter to maro yaar

Apni insult ka badalaa dekhna main kaise loonga
Jaaneman tere baap ko Shift Delete kar doonga

Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko cut ker diya karte hai
Warna baaki cases main to copy paste kiya karte hai

Aapka hasnaa aap ka chalnaa aap ki woh style
Aapke adaaon ki hamne save hai kar li file

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,

RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,

PEPSI ka cr8 ho,

ANDE ka oml8 ho,

E-mail KARNE ME bade le8 ho,

JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,

KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho.