qurabani adhuri hai bakron ke bina,
gulshan adhura hai bahaaro ke bina,
samundar adhura hau kinaro ke bina,
jeena adhura hai tum jaise yaaro ke bina!!!

Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
is umeed ke saath k aaye ga teri taraf se ghoshat unth ka,
hum ne ap k ghar ki taraf nazrein jama rakhi hain….

qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
tujhe bakra karne ko to nahi kahen ge,
par phir bhi teri churion ka intezar karenge.

The moment you are in TENSION
You will lose your ATTENTION
Then you are in total CONFUSION
And you will feel IRRITATION
This may spoil your personal RELATION
Ultimately, you won’t get CO-OPERATION
And get things into COMPLICATION
Then you will fail to take your health PRECAUTION
And you have to take MEDICATIION
Why not try understanding the SITUATION
And try to think about SOLUTION
Many problems are solved in DISCUSSION
Which will work out better in your PROFESSION
Dont think this is just a SUGGESTION
It is also a PREVENTION
If you understand my INTENTION
You will never come again into TENSION !!!!!!!!!!
and it’s my suggestion

Koi pather se na mary mery dewanay ko
Koi pather se na mary Mery dewany ko
Neuclear power ka zamana hai
Bomb se ura do Saalay Ko

Koi pather se na mary mery dewanay ko
Koi pather se na mary Mery dewany ko
Neuclear power ka zamana hai
Bomb se ura do Saalay Ko

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her khushi ko tery taraf mor don
tere liyeh chand tare tak tor don
khushiyun k darwaze tare liyeh khool don
itna kafi hai yan do chaar jhoot or bol do
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ap ko macher ne kaata
ye us ka janoon tha
ap ne khujli ki
ye ap ka sakoon tha
phir bi ap ne usey nahi mara
kiyon k uski ragon main bi
ap ka khoon tha
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Ye sulagtaa hua Jism ..
Ye kap-kapate hue Honth ..
Ye thar-tharatehua Badan …
Ye lad-khadati hui Awaz …

arz kiya hai ….
Ye sulagtaa hua Jism ..
Ye kap-kapate hue Honth ..
Ye thar-tharatehua Badan …
Ye lad-khadati hui Awaz …

Mujhe pehle hi paata tha ya Nishaaniya Malaria ki hi hai ..

1. Bharat mera mahan hai neta bada mai hoon
Daswin ka imtihan mai das baar diya hoon
Biwi badi hai umr mai mai qad mai bada hoon
Wo daant ti hai lagta hai mai daant raha hoon

2. Hui jo daal garan aur sabziyan menhgi
Kitchen mai jake bhala kia wo dilnawaz kare
Muamlat-e-muhabbat ka ab yeh alam hai
Mai pyar pyar karoon aur wo pyaz pyaz kare

Duwain Mangte Begum Ko Jab Dekha Masallay Par
Huyi Herat Mujhe Aur Poochh Betha Majra Kya Hai
Woh Bolein Kuchh Nahin Bas Yeh Duwa Ki Thi Mera Shohar
Yeh Poochhe Raat Din Mujh Se Bta Teri Razaa Kya Hai

aza hawa ka jhoka aaya.. Khushbu teri sath laya…Phir mere dil me khayal aaya…Ke lagta hay ki…Aaj bhi tu.. Nahi "NAHAYA"

Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan Paro bolo"Shukriya Bhai Jan"

Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!

Tere Pyar ke liye zami-aasma ek kar doonga…
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi ’Ctrl+alt+delete’ kar doonga…

Shayad mere pyar ko Taste karna bhool gaye…
Dil sey aisa ’cut’ kiya
Ke ’paste’ karna bhool gaye…

Laakhon honge nigaah mein kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo…
Mere pyaar ke ’icon’ pe
kabhi to ’double-click’ karo…

Roz subha hum karte hain pyar se unhe good morning…