Shayad mere pyar ko……
taste karna bhool gaye……
Dil sey aisa cut kiya……
ke paste karna bhool gaye……

Laakhon honge nigaah mein ……
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo……
Mere pyaar ke icon pe ……
kabhi to double-click karo…….

Roz subha hum karte hain……
pyar se unhe good morning……
Woh aise ghoor ke dektay hain……
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning……

Kal jab milay thay……
to dil mein hua ek sound……
aur aaj milay to kehtay hain……
your file not found……

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke……
I don’t like your face……
Par dil ke storage mein……
no more disk space……

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai……
woh repeat kar doongei…….
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi……
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga……

Dil se ek ishq ki application……
create kar rehi hoon……
Pyaar se debug karna……
mein wait kar rehi hoon……

ghar se jab tum nikalay……
pehen ke khobsoorat kapdee……
Jaane kitne dilon ka ho……
gaya server down…
Jabse meri zindagi mein……
aayah hai ik male……
Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh……
kya mailbox, kya e-mail……

Tumhaare intezaar mein……
neend aayee so gaya…….
Yeh dekho mera connection……
time out ho gaya……

Nazar mein to kia hain……
aur shaayad lonely hain……
Problem yehi hai ki woh……
ab read only hain….