yeh document, yeh meetings, yeh features ki duniya,
yeh insaan ke dushman, cursors ki duniya
yeh deadlines ke bhooke, management ki duniya;
yeh Product agar ban bhi jaaye to kya hai?

Yahaan ek khilona hai programmer ki hasti
ye basti hai murda bug-fixers ki basti
yahaan par to raises hai, inflation se sasti
yeh Review agar ho bhi jaaye to kya hai?

har ek keyboard ghayal, har ek login pyaasi
excel mein uljhan, winword mein udaasi
yeh office hai ya aalame microsoft ki
yeh Release agar ho bhi jaaye to kya hai?

jalaa do ise, phoonk daalo yeh monitor
mere saamne se hataa daalo yeh modem
tumhaara hai tumhi sambhaalo yeh computer
yeh Product agar chal bhi jaaye to kya hai?

BHAIZamane bher ki ruswai degai hey mujhe
Itni menhat ki ye kamai de gai hey mujhe
wo lafz jis se hota nahi kuch hasil
wahi ik lafs BHAAII De gai hey mujhe

1ST ASOUL PYAAR KAPYAAR KA 1ST ASOUL HAI KAY IS SAY PEHLAY KAY USSAY AAP SAY ACHA MILAY, AAP USS SE PEHLAY USS SAY ACHA DHOUND LOZULFAINAAPKI ZULFAIN HAIN GHUP ANDHERAHO JA GANJI KAR DAY SAWERAJOSHHHHALLAH ALLAH KYA JOSH HAI MERE DEEWANE MEIN HAIKAL ZAMANAT PE CHURWAYA AAJ THANE MEIN HAIPAISAAIS DUNIYA MEIN PAISA HI SAB KUCH NAHI HAIKIUN K AB MASTER CARD AND VISA AGAAYE HAINDUAAKUSH RAHE TU SADA YEH DUA HAI MERITERI PREMIKA HI JAYE BHABHI TERI

Suf Bandiyon Ka Vaqt Hay,—————-eeman Sanvariay
"musherraf" Ki Baat Maniay,———- "bush" Ko Pukariay

Sadyon Puranay Deen Ki ,————-tajdeed Ka Hay Vaqt
Aagay Barhain, Or Bhai Ki,—————– Gurden Utariay

Surahi Main Day Kay Mounh,kuch Ker Rahay Hain Shour
Kuch Day Rahain Hain Mashvara,—– Khud Ko Sanvariay

Kis Ko Yeh Fikr Hay Kay, ————–"vatan" Tera Kia Hoa
Sab Is Pay Lar Rahain Hain————— Kay Vardi Utariay

"quaid" Tera Shumar To, ————–zindon Main Ab Nahi
Murdah Zameer Qoum Ko, ————–ab Yoon Na Mariay!

Chara Bhi Ham Hoaiy, ———teray Shouq-e-shikaar Ka
Aaiay,—— Shikaar Khailnay, ———-kaisay Shikaariay

Manoos Hoaiy Jatay Hain,————- Barood Ki Boo Say
Aiy "burq" Khoshbooun Say Zara,——- Gher Sanvaria

neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam
shayad macharon ko bi mil gaya hai sanam
har pal mein sochta hon tum ko
kia karon koi aur kaam jo nehi hum ko

mein chahta hon tum koiss qadar
koi aur mil jaey tu dekhon naa mur kar

tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nehi hai
tere sang ho zindagi aisa bi koi scene nehi hai

mohabbat hai mujh ko sirf tum sey sanam
sach keh raha hon mein tumhari qasam

jhot mein agar kahon tu, tu mar jaey
a kash mujh ko aishwarya mil jaey

iss dunya mein, tum he sab sey haseen ho
mein aur kahon jhot kitna, ke tum ko yaqeen ho

bas tere he sang jo meri zindagi
acha nehi ke mein kar lo khudhkoshi

rooz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tum
kio mujhey neend mein bi daratay ho tum

ab tu tere bin jeena ho gaya hai mushkil
haan ghar ke liye chahiye nokrani mustakil

dekho mujhey hai kitna pyar tum sey, ab tu haan karo
agar ab bi hai inkaar tu yeh letter agay pass karo

Computer Poem

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke

I don’t like your face.

Par dil ke storage mein

no more disk space…

Ghar se jab tum nikale

pehen ke reshmi gown.

Jaane kitne dilon ka

ho gaya server down…

Jabse meri zindagi mein,

aayi hai ik female.

Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh

kya mailbox, kya e-mail…

Dil se ek ishq ki

application create kar raha hoon.

Pyaar se debug karna

mein wait kar raha hoon…

Tumhaare intezaar mein

neend aayee so gaya.

Yeh dekho mera connection

time out ho gaya…

Kal jab mile thhe

to dil mein hua ek sound.

Aur aaj mile to kehte hain

your file not found!

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,

woh repeat kar doonga…

Tu naa mili to apni zindagi

ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga…

Shayad mere pyar ko

taste karna bhool gaye…

Dil sey aisa cut kiya

ke paste karna bhool gaye…

Laakhon honge nigaah mein

kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo…

Mere pyaar ke icon pe

kabhi to double-click karo…

Roz subha hum karte hain

pyar se unhe good morning…

Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain

jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning…

Nazar mein to kai hain

aur shaayad lonely hain…

Problem yehi hai ki voh

ab read only hain…

Love is Like Nokia
Connecting People !
Love is Like Nike
Just Do It!
Love is like Pepsi
Ask For More!
Love is Like Samsung
Everyone Is invited!
Love is Like Ericsson
Making it Heard!
Love is Like Sprite
Sirf yeh bhujai pyas Baqi All Bakwas!
Love is Like Tapal
Yehi to hai woh apna pun!
Love is Like MTV
enjoy! /zpghh

Main Hoon Jis Haal Mein Ae Mere Sanam Rehne De
Chaaqoo Mat De Mere Haath Mein Qalam Rehne De
Main Tu Shair Hoon Mera Dil Hai Buhat Nazuk
Main Tu Mar Jaon Ga Pattakhe Se Bomb Rehne De /khikhi hi

__________________
Pocha tha ik sahib-e-dil nae mera mizaj
Bay-sakhta labon pe tera naam aa gaya
Hum nae tumhare baad na rakhi kisi say aas
Ik tajurba buhut tha, bara kaam aa gaya

Shayad mere pyar ko……
taste karna bhool gaye……
Dil sey aisa cut kiya……
ke paste karna bhool gaye……

Laakhon honge nigaah mein ……
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo……
Mere pyaar ke icon pe ……
kabhi to double-click karo…….

Roz subha hum karte hain……
pyar se unhe good morning……
Woh aise ghoor ke dektay hain……
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning……

Kal jab milay thay……
to dil mein hua ek sound……
aur aaj milay to kehtay hain……
your file not found……

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke……
I don’t like your face……
Par dil ke storage mein……
no more disk space……

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai……
woh repeat kar doongei…….
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi……
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga……

Dil se ek ishq ki application……
create kar rehi hoon……
Pyaar se debug karna……
mein wait kar rehi hoon……

ghar se jab tum nikalay……
pehen ke khobsoorat kapdee……
Jaane kitne dilon ka ho……
gaya server down…
Jabse meri zindagi mein……
aayah hai ik male……
Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh……
kya mailbox, kya e-mail……

Tumhaare intezaar mein……
neend aayee so gaya…….
Yeh dekho mera connection……
time out ho gaya……

Nazar mein to kia hain……
aur shaayad lonely hain……
Problem yehi hai ki woh……
ab read only hain….